Entries in 'world according to me' (57)
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The World According to ME: Why won't Facebook take my money?
Spotify will remove ads if you pay. Why not Facebook? The option to subscribe could bring in the elusive 'grouchy' demographic.
The World According to Me: Get away from me, bankers.
Banks want to be more personal and social. I want them to be less personal and social. Thank God then for mobile banking apps.
The World According To Me: Ten things I'll miss about the Fira
Chairs that are bolted to the floor, outdoor escalators, the impossible geometry of Hall 4...
The World According To ME: Who wants a Steve Jobs 'One More' Thong?
Will the doll and the comic book start a deluge of tasteless tat?
The World According to ME: Technology is ruining our lives
We don't even have time to queue for stamps.
The World According To ME: Wherever will we put our stuff?
You'd like to delete crap off your phone memory, but can't do without that nice view of Nuneaton from 2006.
The World According To ME: Listen to your muse, not your iPod
If Steve Jobs had been around when Steve Jobs was young, Steve Jobs would never have done what Steve Jobs did.
The World According To ME: Could this be the end of Android?
Looming nightmare for the OS – can Google find a dessert beginning with X?
The World According To ME: Cloud-schmoud.
No thanks cloud, I'll keep my family snaps on a portable hard drive - next to my pornography.
The World According To ME: Yahoo for profanity
When I finally get fired from ME, I'm going out like Carol Bartz. Yeah, fuck you, doofus ME readers!
The World According To ME: Nokia demands names
Ahead of its WinPho launch, Nokia is looking for help naming its phones. Shame, the ChaCha has already been taken...
The World According To ME: Tim Cook's real email
The discarded first draft of the email sent by Apple's new CEO.
Could the fake Chinese Apple sue the fake HTC?
"Stop stealing our stolen tech". This and more speculation in the week a replica Apple store was 'discovered' in Kunming.
Apps: the price of everything, the value of nothing
Never mind the global banking crisis, let's start a riot over Apple's 10p app price hike.
The World According To ME: Kill for a Nokia N9
With its wacky MeeGo OS, the N9 is destined to be as collectible as a Sex Pistols LP on A&M. Grab this must-have item now!
If we can shop from apps, why have legs?
Will mobile make us immobile? And free up valuable time for us to sit on the sofa using apps?
177 things your operator knows about you
Oh, they've got your number – and loads more. Thank God they're too useless to do anything about it.
For pity's sake, please mind your own business
Sharing every last detail of your life is boring, dangerous and not very grown-up.
The World According to ME: Whale ringtones
Whales are exporting their songs across the oceans. We examine the legal issues occupying the regal masters of the deep.
