Of course it's not, but thousands of people have asked that very question at AQA 63336. Idiots.
Mobile Q&A service AQA 63336 has passed the 18 million questions asked landmark.
To celebrate it has released a list of its most bizarre queries (and answers). Here's a selection of the best:
Q. Is the cartoon Finding Nemo based on a true story?
A. Finding Nemo is not based on a true story. It's the story of a father's hunt for an errant clown fish and has grossed over $864 million worldwide.
Q. Did legendary cartoonist Walt Disney have himself frozen, with the hope of returning later on when a cure for what killed him has been found?
A. Walt Disney wasn't frozen after he died. He was cremated on 17 Dec 1966. James Bedford became the 1st human to be cryogenically preserved on 12 Jan 1967.
Q. Was actor Andy Garcia born as a Siamese twin?
A. Andy Garcia was born with an undeveloped conjoined twin attached to his shoulder. It was about the size of a tennis ball, and was surgically removed.
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Q. Is it true that Henry the Eighth and guests used to use cats as napkins during their banquet dinners?
A. No, it's a myth that Henry VIII & his guests used cats as napkins. Napkins existed but were mostly used by women. Henry VIII did however have a 60-inch waist.
Q. Is the actor who played Zac from Saved by the Bell dead?
A. No. It was rumoured that Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack Morris) died in 2 different motorbike accidents - 1 in an earthquake (with Screech) & 1 on his own.
Q. Did Phil Collins really write "In The Air Tonight" about a farmer who stood by and watched his friend drown?
A. No, Phil Collins says he wrote In The Air Tonight when he was going through divorce & the bitterness is obvious. He finds the drowning man story comical.
For record, the 18 millionth question was slightly more highbrow:
Q. Is there really any difference between modernism and postmodernism?
A. Modernism asserts that absolute answers can be found in science and the material world. Postmodernism postulates that truth is individual and subjective.
So there you go.
