And the iPod Touch, thank you so much
We'd like to reveal some super news
All about apps and Dr Seuss
Those busy chaps at Oceanhouse
The ones with all the mobile nous
Have just released their 100th app
Quite a feather in their cap
The new ones in the Apple shop
Are Green Eggs and Ham and Hop on Pop
They can be downloaded and used to teach
kids about spelling - for $3.99 each.
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And if that's not enough for you
You can get Gertrude McFuzz too
The news gets better all the time
This one costs just $1.99
Did you like our story in verse?
Better than prose or a whole lot worse?
An unadulterated rhyming hit?
Or a load of pretentious shit?




















